Resident Evil Afterlife LITERAL Trailer Parody

Check back Thurs for an iPad giveaway! SUBSCRIBE!!! http://bit.ly/SubTobuscus TWEET!! http://tinyurl.com/EvilRT TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - http://bit.ly/TobyTees Resident Evil: AFTERLIFE - LITERAL Trailer LYRICS (thanks lxdannydxl100) Ground shot helicopter girl walking. Girl walking to rubble fade out. Girl finds a random field of airplanes Wide shot same airplanes cut. Fade in, bald chick, two swords, Light her face shes not bald DILATE (DILATE) Find a way to drop James Cameron's name in the trailer girl running, throwing things at the camera fiery death, keep walking. cute puppies! kill 'em with 2 shot guns, yes its another 3d movie get ready airplanes comming DUCK! jump off a cliff with style, Doors open fall from vent draw your swords spin em, slice,slice,slice, fire roll aim red eyes, throw your glasses at the camera then dive on september 10 it will rain on a girl and a guy in a hammer in slow motion in a new dimension where guys look like that and girls have shotguns of evil and hammers break pillars so jump on a window then flip over the bad guy in slow motion then strike a pose HUAH! Running shooting sploding running shooting shooting hit glass! Wait is this the Matrix? Fan Pics - fanstuff(@)tobyturner.com TOBY LINKS!: Toby Twitter! http://bit.ly/TobyTwitter My Homepage!: http://www.tobyturner.com Fan GROUP (for direct-message updates!) http://bit.ly/TobyFanClub Fan Page! http://facebook.com/tobyturnerfans Facebook! - http://facebook.com/tobyturner Myspace! http://bit.ly/TobyMyspace TOBY FORUM! http://bit.ly/TobyForum 2ND CHANNEL!: http://youtube.com/tobyturner BUSINESS CONTACT ONLY business(@)tobyturner.com Mic I use - http://bit.ly/tobymic Cam I use - http://bit.ly/dvx100b Other cam I use - http://bit.ly/UltraHD My soundcard - http://bit.ly/SoundCard Video Editing software - http://bit.ly/PremiereProCS4 Audio Editing software - http://bit.ly/AcidPro7